Saturday, June 20, 2009

AWESOME ANAGRAMS

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES: !
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET’S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z ‘S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
I’M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

mukha mo

WIFE: Hudas ka! lagi kang umuuwing lasing. Naaasar na tuloy ako sa mukha mo.

HUSBAND: Pero mahal, kung hindi ako lasing, ako naman ang maaasar sa mukha mo

The Graduate

A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said:”Your first job will be to sweep out the store”. “But I’m a university graduate,” the young man replied indignantly. “Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t know that,” said the manager. “Here, give me the broom - I’ll show you how.”

Use Baguio, Caloocan, Dagupan, Iloilo in a sentence

Use Baguio, Caloocan, Dagupan, Iloilo in a sentence


Kabaguio baguio mo lang dito puro caloocan na ginagwa mo eh kung dagupan kaya kita edi ilo ilo ka na !
Cyborg puts reporter to sleep.
This is funny as hell !!!


ZX10R Exhaust Ebay Deals

Again, some sweet ebay deals I hand picked... exhausts this time :)

Friday, June 19, 2009

zx10r ebay deals

Here are some sweet ebay deals for all 2004 to 2009 Kawasaki zx-10r


First post of misfortune

Yesterday (June 18th 2009) was the first day of the summer semester in my school, Diablo Valley College. It was just an orientation day for this Math 195 class, only one hour long, so I figured I'd ride my motorcycle to school. So I got my bike ready, wore my helmet, rode the bike and got to school well within 20 minutes! I arrived at DVC and parked my bike at the bike designated parking space.

After the class, I went back to my bike and saw this NEON green envelope attached to it. I opened it up quickly, thinking it was just one of those advertisements, but to my surprise, it was a freakin PARKING TICKET! What a nice way to start a semester!

I opened it up slowly like it was some kind of a punishment for something I never thought I did. Right when I read $35, I was like WOW, I'm so LUCKY, right?

THe question here is, how could they issue a parking ticket on the first day of semester! My class was on a THURSDAY, started at 7:30 PM. The place where I can purchase the parking permit was NOT EVEN OPEN! This is unfair.. unreasonable, and just plainly stupid! How am I suppose to get a permit when the store was closed!

HEre are some links about the DVC parking policy.. sucks! They should let and give students some allowance in time for them to purchase the permit.. What if the students suddenly had to drop the classes, or just looking around to add some classes? This is unfair, unreasonabl, and just plainly stupid!

http://www.dvc.edu/org/info/policies/parking.htm